Where do I start?
I know, we'll do it chronologically.
Or something.
Sorry if this all goes arse-over-tit.
So.....
Born 1980. August 29th 1980, to be precise. In a hospital.
In Wembley. Not literally in the stadium. That would just be freaky.
Oh, and David Bowie was at no. 1 when I was born.
And because the next 18-odd years are very boring/have been documented
in the photos before, we'll take an amazing leap forward to 1999. Or
even 2000.
I live in Milton Keynes now. Have done for the last 14 years or so.
Don't believe rumours;
it's not that bad. Honest.
I'm a student. Hang on, you already know this given that the only people
who're going to be looking at this page are people from school.
Told you it would go arse-over-tit.
Anyway, I do Linguistics at Manchester University. In which you learn
about people with funny accents. Or pretend to, at least.
Despite not being able to speak "pwoperly". Allegedly.
And I drink lager. Of any description / % alcohol. Probably too much.
Incidentally, I think I should have done some deep subject like Philosophy
or
Sociology, so I would have had a perfect reason to spout bullshit.
Or maybe
Politics. But that would involve too much arguing.
What I have been mostly listening to this week/decade (delete as applicable) for inspiration and rejuvenation:
The Doors "Best Of The Doors", The Beatles "Abbey Road", Asian Dub Foundation "Community Music" and...er... Daphne & Celeste "We Didn't Say That"
If you've never heard "Come Together", you should've done, you uncultured swines.
My quote for today:
'First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was
not a
Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out -
because I
was not a communist. Then they came for the trade Unionists - and
I did not
speak out - because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for
me - and
there was no one left to speak out for me ' Pastor Niemoeller,
victim of the
Nazis.
Does the world exist?
Are we all figments of some warped and twisted omnipresent being's imagination?
Discuss.
(Answers on a postcard)
